How i met pswlzm la?

Ei, no update these days due to exam la. Patience is a virtue la. Wtf la. Today i had accounts la, and i managed to balanced up income statement and balance sheit wtf.

Fk it. Me topic today is the ah the how i met pil, woolee and zeeming. First thing first, how i met this pil. He loves to insult so much to the max, and karma doesn't exist in his world and he's cute(WTFWHYAMISAYINGTHIS). He likes dinosaur sensation, makes him ejaculate(?). I met him when i was a fkin kid so fkin sad and emo(form 2). I called him 'ah boy' when i met him LOL. Then i asked "You play RO and gunbound ar..What's your ID ar?" then i forget what i did with him. It's been 4 years since i knew him i think. Same class with him for 3 years la. We're not gay. Phil likes poking Nicole Lee Ping Pong's vaginahand. His favourite quotes are 'y ar' , 'im cute', 'dinosaur sensation', 'waiteng sux', 'zhaoming wheres your father ar?'. Some of his quotes cramping into one sentence; ' The fai chai kapsi managed to lightning strike robocop, robocop did moonwalk sideways and then hailstorm started and knocked robocop on the head and robocop died.

2ndly this pissdrinkershiteatershitanatorshit Mr. Hasslkoowaileehoff. When i was form 2, i barely knew him. I thought he was some kind of shithead emopunk fuckhead. Butt i was wrong, when i met him during ZM's stayover(form 3). We turned out to be like buddies, sexing each other, producing sperms together, share porn together, insult waiteng together and touch zhaoming together, share food, and touch philemon together and insult waiteng together. We share the source of heat, we produce heat, we are 2 VERY HOT MEN. He likes scratching himself, touching himself, getting owned, getting bashed by ZM, playing himself, jerking off and insulting waiteng. Favourite quotes; 'o yea baby', 'life is good', 'this is life', 'tats life', 'life is sader than sad', 'i know i'm sexy but please..' and the latest 'life is sad with phil'.

Last but not least, ZM. I met this sad 8th wonder of the world when i was SIX! Why i knew him so early. It is because that this rock is living behind my house. When we were 6, me and him are good friends and we're like poking our broomsticks through our windows and shouting like red indians. That's all i can remember. After that, we didn't talk or meet much. When form 1, out of nowhere he popped out in my school. Wtf, that time he's still very sad,shy,gay,emo,emo,nerdish zhaoming. As time goes by, he changed into a pussyfier. Imagine 1+1 = 2, and now it's 1+1 = fish.
Get it ?. Lazy to elaborate more la. Too many things to describe this piece of wood la. Okay la, one word.. just one word = phailfailepicfail. ;D. He has similar interest with us but his failure percentage is 198175213129857902167018274906 percent ok. Favourite quotes; 'i've got parents', 'karking GO AWAY', 'UPHAIL', 'ky is the best neighbour in the world, 'i am harry potter'.

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- ky