Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Well, here i go again.. ._.

OKAY.. So here i am at your request after the thousandth time i've been asked to do so.. T_T

WELL ANYWAYS,
Im guessing in reply to the previous post (which "warmed" my heart =.= LOL). This post is gonna be about VAL..
YES YOU, VALERIE DRIVE OF LIFE!! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE >=(

But unlike hers, and me being such a humanitarian *coughs*, my post will be filled with good things such as compliments and sweet stuffs. LOL

:D

That was a terrible lie. I'm sorry. >=D

To be honest, im posting this for one reason, revenge. LOL
*thinks*
Ok fuck that. I cant think of negative things about her to talk about right now. -.- Probably cuz theres none.. HEE

Lets see,
I remember the first time we ever spoke was thru the net, KY and PHIL randomly added me into their convo' and introduced her to me. and what i will forever remember the first word that ever came from her.. "FUCK" LOL DU MA it got me going, WTF? This is the first time i ever got to chat with her and i get the word "FUCK" as an introduction instead of the usual hi how are you cliche. Hows that for an epic meeting.. HAHAHA

HECK, even the FIRST TIME i got to meet her face to face (which was during Jade's birthday party..) all i got was _l_s and "fuck u"s.. especially when KY said that I made fun of her and the word "flem".. (WHICH I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH..) U_U i remember thinking whatever i did to deserve this. LOL
And yet, after all that, we're together.. Life works in mysterious ways huh.. and im glad it does.. =3

Oh and, the first time i saw her picture was WAYY BACK.. maybe even early last year or two.. i cant remember..
Well anyways i thought.. damn those are BIG eyes, are they REAL?.. LOL and i thought she looked HOT ;D (no, really) And i never thought that someday i'd get to meet her.. LET ALONE SAY I LOVE YOU to.. OMG its like someone getting to marry Nickhun.. >_>

HEE well, being together was great! It wasnt long ago that we got together, but its been an epic.. "journey" being with someone like her.. =D She made me laugh like crazy.. i enjoyed talking to her everytime and i'll be like this -> :D whenever she calls.. LOL

Like any other relationship, we've had our ups and downs and i really fucked up alot (being who i am..) But we always got to get over it, which was perfect. And i wouldn't have it end any other way.. Especially when she suddenly says something sweet.. IF that doesn't light anyone up, i don't know what will.. :)

WELL i gues this is it.. cuz i dont wanna bore you people to death.. :O

NITES ;D

P.S The following conversation TOTALLY reflects to us, by me being so called "sweeter of the two" and she being the GUY.. =.=


' - ` valerie : says:
UR BF
BE SWEET MAN
' - ` bear: <3>
fish!! ;D 51 i miss you.. says:
LOL
I KILL U
YOURE MY GF
USUALLY GFS ARE THE SWEET ONES
THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE D:

LOL

LOVE YOU LOTS BABY!! XD
-zm-

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Chineze?

No don't ask why am i blogging here, i just am, so, har har har.
Okay so today's topic is merely about, Wong Zhao Ming? No, not something good obviously, since when do i ever talk nice about him? LOL phail.
Apparently, this was a random convo between my friend and i,

R - Eh, what's that guys name in your friendster again?
Me - Zhao ming?
R - Wtf? Why his name so chinese one?

Wong zhao ming haz it chinese name, dah lah zhao ming so cinapek, added with the typical cina surname WONG, walaoeh, that's where you get the phailure wzm o_o if you start thinking about how chinese it is, it's so chinese it makes him stupid LOL. No i've no idea why i'm blogging right now, probably cause i'm just bored, wzm's doing his assignment entitled 'trannys' oh imagine, he's not any different isn't he? So the title totally suits him. Nais ;D
Some might know i invaded the blog, but the others who don't, well, i invaded already larh o_o
Kay that's all for now, i'm just so-called-updating-the-dead-blog. Toodles ;D

i haz it gummy bearz.
val

Friday, May 8, 2009

Japan! Truly gAySIA

if you paid enough attention, you'll able to see the polarity of the world is reversing, a switch of power is happening, more girls are becoming more independent and powerful and guys is in contact with their sensitive side.
no need for me to explain further, this will explain it all... sadly


This is a true meaning of beautiful man.
SHE looks pretty until HE started to speak.
Can life get any better?next thing you know, guys will be putting make up on, crying over soap operas or dramas and will be squeeling about (please insert guy celebrity name) and how hot and cute he is.

life is not as good as before
-wl

Monday, April 27, 2009

We're Invading space

The newest summer block buster coming your way to invade your personal space, or maybe steal your stuff at the same time.
This movie is based on a true fake story, about 4 total dicks of humanity spreading their love in space, hopefully to find a the Sacred Stone of Truth to save their lives, but there is only one problem... THEY HAVE NO LIVES

Do watch out for this amazing movie to hit the theaters
Watch it! you won't regret it, it is totally orgasmic!!!
*terms and condition applied, orgasm not included

life is good
-wl

Thursday, April 23, 2009

LMAOOMGWTFLOL

I CANT BELIEVE I LAUGH FOR 5 MINUTES!! xD

-zm

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Random Zenmainess



lol so blardy fast wei, this video is totally pointless to be watch unless, you like wack jobs people like us :)

-ky, -ps

Saturday, April 18, 2009

7 sebatan

Try and recall your early days when you masturbate (this is for the guys mainly). Like before you even have pubic hair or sperm. Try masturbating, its just LOL air! Haha but its pleasuring ma. And yeah you can like masturbate 8 times per day LOL without wasting any sperm or getting tired or shit. Before we discovered porn. We will fap into all sorts of stuffs and wondering why do we even wanna pee after doing it :)

e.g ; adakah itu jawapan muktamad anda?
*ahhhhhuhhh* *orgasmic face*

*rolls the roda impian shit* THE SHIT HIT MUFLIS!
anda telah muflis! *aaaaahhuuhhh* *orgasmic face again*

more examples would be
*watching shakira dancing and shaking her belly and ass*
ohhhh~~~ahh~~ *orgasmic reaction*

this is all part of growing up ain't it, where when we are kids are wondering, eh! why my "kuku" so hard one, and all curiosity boils in and we go wham!, why so pain one ar?, mommy i want go shishi!

lol wl or phil edit for me la if u know more.

- ky , orgasmed by -ps