Things that go POOP in the night..

The other day.. when i was half way through yanking down my pair of pants for a whatsitcalled.. Then out of the great blue..

POP went the bloody fan.. and some black little midget came falling down ... RIGHT ONTO MY BED... I'm like.. "what the hell is this black dimwitt lying half dead on my bed for ??"

Picking up that shrewed sadness of a being.. i noticed that it was a bloody fly.. Honestly, if these stupid things could bloody dodge your hands.. WHY WOULD THEY FLY STRAIGHT INTO THE FAN ????? Am i right ??

And yet.. this pathetic thing here is twitching like some buzzer in a game show.. or even a vibrator... Twitch twitch .. Well FINE.. i did have some sense of pity for this asshole in my palm.. i planned to give it a burial and whatnot... then .. again.. out of the friggin blue .. POOOOOP !!
The little saint passes motion on my hands..

ON MY HANDS PEOPLE...

Probably sensing what i'm about to do to it.. The little stain flew right into the window glass..

AND DIED...

Really.. Are they actually smart.. OR incredibly STUPID ??
You be the judge.. As for me.. I'm just gonna wash my hands..

(why do you even bother reading this ?)

-zm