Wednesday, September 10, 2008

The origins of the world

Have you ever wondered how the world is created and why are we in this planet? What I have today is the REAL origins of the world and the TRUE tales behind all the Big Bang, Evolution, Nachos, Toilet Paper, Obesity among beavers or Russian corn in Jusco.

The World we are living in is just a steaming pile of shit-like substance floating in deep space and humans are just like bacterias living in this pile of wonders, i have the evidence to prove this theory:
1)The soil on earth is brown (may vary from yellow to black)
2)The center of the world is warm (like a new pile of fresh crap)
3)Life stinks (like shit)
4)The world may be diarrhea (70% water)

There are other evidence but I'm too lazy to think right now.
I'm sure many of you will think this is a cock and bull story and it is fake.
Yea you guys are correct, it is fake... Or is it...

Life is good
-wl

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Umm~ This is actually a very revealing post.. This post single handedly crushed what Aristotle used to say, "Confucious is gay." Thank you so much and please post more of this i-think-i'll-name-my-dog-jackie-because-my-neighbour-thinks-i'm-hot kind of post.

Peace and love,
Bitchboy aka John Sim

September 12, 2008 at 2:45 PM  

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