Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Sex

Why am i posting this? It is because that every human, animal, things, microorganisms, waitengs, jujus, human loves this sensual feeling of having sex. In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits. In kylogy, sex is like joining a pen and a paper, pillows and bed, bread and shit, waitengandsomething, roti and canai, maggi and goreng, teh and tarik, wai and lee, kien and yue, phil and seong, zee and ming, harry potter and that girl, ice and kosong. Wtf la fcuk this.

How to have secks?
  1. touch his body
  2. put him on the floor
  3. wrestle him around
  4. play with him somemore
  5. touch his body again
  6. throw him on the bed
  7. let him wrap your thighs
  8. sing the song ' Touch my body'
  9. repeat step 1~7 (condomise yourself, wtf! LOL)
  10. have sex lor
LOL. no flaming la just jk-ing.
why touch HIS body? i don't knowwwwwwwlalala

haha, everyone loves sex. safe sex plx ;) !

- ky

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