Thursday, September 11, 2008

Of passports and stupid pictures in it...

Okay.. to get it rolling .. i've got to admit that i've got a problem with the way things are ..

FIRST OF ALL .. We chinese aren't squatters.. you fat racist fuck.. ..l..
SECOND OF ALL.. I'm hungry...

But most importantly.. Why do we need to reveal our ears and eyebrows for our passport photos ?
We look just the same as we do in real life as compared to our picture.. RIGHT ? Its not like i'm some blue cheese invader from UrAnus .. =.=

Wednesday.. walking to that damned photo shop.. i was thinking.. is this gonna be like that time where i made my new IC ? DO I HAVE TO MAKE UP SOME SHIT HAIRSTYLE just for a photo, imprinting how much more of a failure am i ? Well... YES... *kicks the cameraman*

So i was sitting there on the bench clad in a simple Tee.. This dude came up to me holding some torn ass blazer.. telling me to put it on.. So i did..


And i regretted.. Cuz it SMELLS LIKE A RAT'S FART...

"Okay.. Wasnt that bad to smell like that.." i thought.. so okay.. just take the picture and leave.. but then.. that dude told me to bloody comb my hair.. problem is.. my hair isn't what you'd call short.. But i still had to do it.. So i did..

And again.. regretted..

The picture below is what my passport photo turned out to be..








STUPID HUH !!!!!!?????????????????????????????

Seeing this.. i wont be surprised if i suddenly turn into some loner boy .. *laughs*
This picture broke my record of UGLIEST PICTURE EVER... And i'm gonna be stuck with this for at least FIVE YEARS.. FIVE YEARS...
CURSE YOU PICTURE-TAKING-GUY...

So i came back with the red book of shame.. and told KY about it through MSN..

-{Z.M}- H.E.A.R.Ts -{ShirleY}- says:

ei

- ° моcнι - mimi's bastard says:

?

-{Z.M}- H.E.A.R.Ts -{ShirleY}- says:

you know wats sad

- ° моcнι - mimi's bastard says:

er

u /

-{Z.M}- H.E.A.R.Ts -{ShirleY}- says:

close

my passport picture

- ° моcнι - mimi's bastard says:

=.=

-{Z.M}- H.E.A.R.Ts -{ShirleY}- says:

im gonna compn later

you wanna see it

if you dun laugh

you suck

ready

set

- ° моcнι - mimi's bastard says:

zzz

dun ar

i can make a book out of your complaints

sad

-{Z.M}- H.E.A.R.Ts -{ShirleY}- says:

- ° моcнι - mimi's bastard says:

really sad

why ur face like shit

and ur hair

-{Z.M}- H.E.A.R.Ts -{ShirleY}- says:

that fella la

- ° моcнι - mimi's bastard says:

shitanatorshit

-{Z.M}- H.E.A.R.Ts -{ShirleY}- says:

mahai

- ° моcнι - mimi's bastard says:

why

-{Z.M}- H.E.A.R.Ts -{ShirleY}- says:

say do passport

need to see eyebrows and ears

- ° моcнι - mimi's bastard says:

shoot him la

say im terorist

-{Z.M}- H.E.A.R.Ts -{ShirleY}- says:

lazy

- ° моcнι - mimi's bastard says:

and terrorist legs

-{Z.M}- H.E.A.R.Ts -{ShirleY}- says:

waste my time

yea o

- ° моcнι - mimi's bastard says:

oh shit

-{Z.M}- H.E.A.R.Ts -{ShirleY}- says:

damn

- ° моcнι - mimi's bastard says:

forget to write about terrorist legs

z

-{Z.M}- H.E.A.R.Ts -{ShirleY}- says:

fuck you


Sad huh ??


lol

-zm


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