For ages, people has learnt countless things and knowledge, the knowledge has been compiled. Most of these knowledge, it is shoved into a very very very very thick book capable of killing a person with one fatal blow on the head and smashing the skull into pieces, it is called an encyclopedia. It is basically a book that consist of information that has been discovered and made into a universal facts, for example:
-Chickens cannot fly, because flying is not for chickens.
-What goes up, must come down. (the Law of Erection)
-E=MC2, Erection=man with cock in contact with a pair of boobs
-The reason why you are even reading this blog, is the fact that you are extremely bored and have nothing else better to do. But in actual fact, you have assignments or homework piling up to a size of a mountain, but you are denying the fact that you need to do the work that is due tomorrow, and you have choose to ignore all those work and surf around the Internet to kill time but somehow found your way to this blog to read what the 'Retards' have to say about some topics that only raccoons with STD would care. (but too bad we don't care, cause we have the same problem, we surf the Internet and denying the fact that we have work. But the thing is that we are surfing the net for pointless things, porn, politics of the pathetic fantasy world in our heads, porn, designer douche bags, porn, Chicken salsa recipe for knee caps, porn, have i said porn... i mean porn)
Encyclopedia is a source of information, but Thanks to The Guru, Master Chuan, a sudden realisation of the fact that, there are some information that has been left out and didn't put in the encyclopedia, so... here you go.
- life: an invisible force or thing that are here to be complaint and an simple excuse to things that didn't work out. Some also believe that life is a vacuum cleaner, because many would say life sucks.
- Shy: a dumbass clan that goes by a saying of ' I shy la' built up by an idiot called sigh... KY aka. The Shy One.
- Philism: it is a religious like belief (more like an insult to the belief) that centers around the asshole leader PS aka. The Great One. It is a 'group' that embrace the teaching of The Great Phil.
- ZM aka. The Sad One: a sad being that always proclaim that his life is like a steaming pile of dog crap, violent, sad and many more.
- WL aka. The Sexy One: Sexier than you.
- Lame: Wai Teng... no need for explantions.
- The World: a planet sized area to breed people like us to save the universe from giant planet eating mosquitos
- Sex, girl ver.- an act of expressing love at the highest level to a person you trully love and cherish within your heart. A better word should be Making Love, because this process is to create or streangthen the love between two people that loves each other very much (this do not aply to parental, brotherly, sisterly love and also friends, but if the two of the friends really want to have a go, by all means GO AHEAD!!! but think over it before you do so, Think first, Fuck later)
- Sex, guy ver.-fucking
- Happy: a very sarcastic word that mocks those who are in pain and suffering.
- Sad: a very sarcastic word that mocks those who are happy.
- Gay: happy or homosexuals
- Gay Gay: happy homosexuals
- Gay Gay Gay: A homosexual happily with another homosexual
Here is some of the many information that the world overlooked and should be in the facts of the world. Some of the information here are to be elaborated to a more detailed scale in some other time. hav fun
for futher information, go ask your mom, BITCH!!!
life is good
-wl
