What life is life
Are you stressed? Is life pissing you off? Do you have the urge to piss on kids in playground while yelling at their parents for leaving their kids to be pissed by you?
Well... I cannot help you in any of the problems. What I can do, is tell you how survive in a deserted island with nothing but a spoon, latex glove and the complete edition of Chuck Norris Kick Ass Recipe.
Step 1: Push everything.
Step 2: Ram your head to a coconut tree.
Step 3: Step 10 steps back and repeat step 2 and 3.
This method is been proven effective by the top scientist of the Rice Farming Institute in Ho Chih Min city.
When you have successfully carried out this method, you no longer need to survive, because u got no life to keep alive.
Doing so, the number of Jackass in the world will be lessen and you don't have to fight to the death with imaginary penguins for grilled potatoes.
Everybody WINS. YAY!!! CHEERS!!!
Life is GOOD...
-wl
Well... I cannot help you in any of the problems. What I can do, is tell you how survive in a deserted island with nothing but a spoon, latex glove and the complete edition of Chuck Norris Kick Ass Recipe.
Step 1: Push everything.
Step 2: Ram your head to a coconut tree.
Step 3: Step 10 steps back and repeat step 2 and 3.
This method is been proven effective by the top scientist of the Rice Farming Institute in Ho Chih Min city.
When you have successfully carried out this method, you no longer need to survive, because u got no life to keep alive.
Doing so, the number of Jackass in the world will be lessen and you don't have to fight to the death with imaginary penguins for grilled potatoes.
Everybody WINS. YAY!!! CHEERS!!!
Life is GOOD...
-wl
posted by Phil, Wai Lee, ZhaoMing, Kien Yue at
Tuesday, September 09, 2008
1 Comments:
Dude..
Everyone loves Chuck Norris! He is GOD! Hiyeak!!!
*does the roundhouse kick*
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