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Well, here i go again.. ._.

2009-07-01T19:09:00.011+08:00

OKAY.. So here i am at your request after the thousandth time i've been asked to do so.. T_T

WELL ANYWAYS,
Im guessing in reply to the previous post (which "warmed" my heart =.= LOL). This post is gonna be about VAL.. YES YOU, VALERIE DRIVE OF LIFE!! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE >=(

But unlike hers, and me being such a humanitarian *coughs*, my post will be filled with good things such as compliments and sweet stuffs. LOL

:D

That was a terrible lie. I'm sorry. >=D

To be honest, im posting this for one reason, revenge. LOL
*thinks*
Ok fuck that. I cant think of negative things about her to talk about right now. -.- Probably cuz theres none.. HEE

Lets see,
I remember the first time we ever spoke was thru the net, KY and PHIL randomly added me into their convo' and introduced her to me. and what i will forever remember the first word that ever came from her.. "FUCK" LOL DU MA it got me going, WTF? This is the first time i ever got to chat with her and i get the word "FUCK" as an introduction instead of the usual hi how are you cliche. Hows that for an epic meeting.. HAHAHA

HECK, even the FIRST TIME i got to meet her face to face (which was during Jade's birthday party..) all i got was _l_s and "fuck u"s.. especially when KY said that I made fun of her and the word "flem".. (WHICH I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH..) U_U i remember thinking whatever i did to deserve this. LOL
And yet, after all that, we're together.. Life works in mysterious ways huh.. and im glad it does.. =3

Oh and, the first time i saw her picture was WAYY BACK.. maybe even early last year or two.. i cant remember..
Well anyways i thought.. damn those are BIG eyes, are they REAL?.. LOL and i thought she looked HOT ;D (no, really) And i never thought that someday i'd get to meet her.. LET ALONE SAY I LOVE YOU to.. OMG its like someone getting to marry Nickhun.. >_>

HEE well, being together was great! It wasnt long ago that we got together, but its been an epic.. "journey" being with someone like her.. =D She made me laugh like crazy.. i enjoyed talking to her everytime and i'll be like this -> :D whenever she calls.. LOL

Like any other relationship, we've had our ups and downs and i really fucked up alot (being who i am..) But we always got to get over it, which was perfect. And i wouldn't have it end any other way.. Especially when she suddenly says something sweet.. IF that doesn't light anyone up, i don't know what will.. :)

WELL i gues this is it.. cuz i dont wanna bore you people to death.. :O

NITES ;D

P.S The following conversation TOTALLY reflects to us, by me being so called "sweeter of the two" and she being the GUY.. =.=

' - ` valerie : says:
UR BF
BE SWEET MAN
' - ` bear: <3>fish!! ;D 51 i miss you.. says:
LOL
I KILL U
YOURE MY GF
USUALLY GFS ARE THE SWEET ONES
THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE D:

LOL

LOVE YOU LOTS BABY!! XD
-zm-

Chineze?

2009-05-26T18:41:00.003+08:00

No don't ask why am i blogging here, i just am, so, har har har.
Okay so today's topic is merely about, Wong Zhao Ming? No, not something good obviously, since when do i ever talk nice about him? LOL phail.
Apparently, this was a random convo between my friend and i,

R - Eh, what's that guys name in your friendster again?
Me - Zhao ming?
R - Wtf? Why his name so chinese one?

Wong zhao ming haz it chinese name, dah lah zhao ming so cinapek, added with the typical cina surname WONG, walaoeh, that's where you get the phailure wzm o_o if you start thinking about how chinese it is, it's so chinese it makes him stupid LOL. No i've no idea why i'm blogging right now, probably cause i'm just bored, wzm's doing his assignment entitled 'trannys' oh imagine, he's not any different isn't he? So the title totally suits him. Nais ;D
Some might know i invaded the blog, but the others who don't, well, i invaded already larh o_o
Kay that's all for now, i'm just so-called-updating-the-dead-blog. Toodles ;D

i haz it gummy bearz.
val

Japan! Truly gAySIA

2009-05-08T21:29:00.004+08:00

if you paid enough attention, you'll able to see the polarity of the world is reversing, a switch of power is happening, more girls are becoming more independent and powerful and guys is in contact with their sensitive side.

no need for me to explain further, this will explain it all... sadly

This is a true meaning of beautiful man.

SHE looks pretty until HE started to speak.

Can life get any better?next thing you know, guys will be putting make up on, crying over soap operas or dramas and will be squeeling about (please insert guy celebrity name) and how hot and cute he is.

life is not as good as before

-wl

We're Invading space

2009-04-27T16:35:00.008+08:00

The newest summer block buster coming your way to invade your personal space, or maybe steal your stuff at the same time.
This movie is based on a true fake story, about 4 total dicks of humanity spreading their love in space, hopefully to find a the Sacred Stone of Truth to save their lives, but there is only one problem... THEY HAVE NO LIVES

Do watch out for this amazing movie to hit the theaters

Watch it! you won't regret it, it is totally orgasmic!!!

*terms and condition applied, orgasm not included

life is good

-wl

LMAOOMGWTFLOL

2009-04-23T22:20:00.003+08:00

I CANT BELIEVE I LAUGH FOR 5 MINUTES!! xD

-zm

Random Zenmainess

2009-04-19T18:42:00.001+08:00

lol so blardy fast wei, this video is totally pointless to be watch unless, you like wack jobs people like us :)

-ky, -ps

7 sebatan

2009-04-18T16:36:00.005+08:00

Try and recall your early days when you masturbate (this is for the guys mainly). Like before you even have pubic hair or sperm. Try masturbating, its just LOL air! Haha but its pleasuring ma. And yeah you can like masturbate 8 times per day LOL without wasting any sperm or getting tired or shit. Before we discovered porn. We will fap into all sorts of stuffs and wondering why do we even wanna pee after doing it :)

e.g ; adakah itu jawapan muktamad anda?
*ahhhhhuhhh* *orgasmic face*

*rolls the roda impian shit* THE SHIT HIT MUFLIS!
anda telah muflis! *aaaaahhuuhhh* *orgasmic face again*

more examples would be
*watching shakira dancing and shaking her belly and ass*
ohhhh~~~ahh~~ *orgasmic reaction*

this is all part of growing up ain't it, where when we are kids are wondering, eh! why my "kuku" so hard one, and all curiosity boils in and we go wham!, why so pain one ar?, mommy i want go shishi!

lol wl or phil edit for me la if u know more.

- ky , orgasmed by -ps

WERE GONNA BE BACK !!

2009-04-17T23:35:00.006+08:00

LOL KAYYYY..

For those of you who were maybe, JUST MAYBE hoping for a come back. Well, we've got good news for YOU. Apparently we've decided to come out of RETIREMENT and start blogging about everyday nonsense again !! =D so for our "fans"( if there's any..) WERE BAK BABY !! WTFOOOOOOOOOTTTT !!!!

XXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

-zm
P.S. sadly, we wont be starting NOW. MAybe soon.. =D
LOL

PHISHIE !!

Bowling ALLEY fail.

AW

2009-03-23T10:16:00.002+08:00

i hate chihuahuas.. eat em good. =D

-zm

McD!!! New Menu

2009-03-17T01:06:00.015+08:00

Chicken! Boring... Beef! Been there ate that... Pork! Snore...

Where has the excitement went to? Everything is just regular everyday shit in your stomach.

Complain no more, now there is a new type of meat in town.

What is small, annoying and just feel like shoving their little head in a bucket of water until there are no more bubbles coming out?ChiHuaHuas!!!

Introducing the burger that is made out of 100% fresh Chihuahuas!

They are an annoying, useless, waste of flesh, bones and organs, they are also child of a bitch(which is true). they suck that bad, why not just eat them.

McHuaHua.

Get it at your nearset McD outlets.

i'm hua-in' it

lets come work hard together and make chihuahuas the next chicken, and we need YOU to do it!!!

Brought to you by: Laughing At Practically Nothing With Your Bro & Friend In McD At 2am sdn. bhd.

life is good

-wl

Genital Infestation

2008-11-16T00:08:00.003+08:00

Get a life. Try it, it helps. SERIOUSLY...
for further information pls. call 1800-life's a bitch

Vote for your Destiny

2008-10-19T09:13:00.005+08:00

For many years, the country is led by politicians, congressmen and more serious people who I have no idea that ever existed.
Now there are a new generations of leaders, bringing the country to greater success and soar to greater heights. But in order to start this revolution, they need to be elected by the people to be the president first.
So, Choose your future by voting for them.

Now, presenting...

Ronald McDonald

Colonel Sanders

Burger King

Every presidential election, there is a debate. See them in action.

Now, you have had a sneak peek on your future, put your faith and future on these people and vote for them for the brighter future.

ps. this is not a fast food based fantasy made by an 18 year old guy that bored enough to stare at dead squirrels for extra pocket money.

life is good.

-wl

putputput

2008-10-11T20:44:00.000+08:00

- ° моcнι - mimi's bastard says:
i makan first
- ° моcнι - mimi's bastard says:
brb
why ar?<<(symptom of phil,wailee, ky disease] says:
k
- ° моcнι - mimi's bastard says:
back
why ar?<<(symptom of phil,wailee, ky disease] says:
i feel horny
why ar?<<(symptom of phil,wailee, ky disease] says:
i wana orgasm
- ° моcнι - mimi's bastard says:
-.-
- ° моcнι - mimi's bastard says:
nice
- ° моcнι - mimi's bastard says:
go ahead

fkin random conversation between chze chuen and mua.

- ky

rawr

2008-10-07T21:26:00.004+08:00

You know we take "random" very seriously, so be prepared to see more of our randomness in our blog. Also, ZM U FUKCING GOT BACK UR COMP YAY. Let's bash up the comp again! Hope you learnt your fuckin lesson, boy. Don't hate Mr. Bill Gates la, hate Dell lorrrrr.

EI I LUB THIS PIC LOR! just posting for fun. Birthday card made from mimi :3. Less than three!

MAKE WAY FOR NODDY PUTPUTPUT!
Phil, next time you just fking buy the Ironman MightyMugg la.
BUY LA!

Phil's latest quote.. Kotekku, Duniamu.

- ky

I HATE MICROSOFT and BILL GATES.. (i'm back !! )

2008-10-07T15:26:00.008+08:00

MONKEY ?? WHAT ??

Phew~..

Its been a long time since i last posted a blog.. and truth be told.. This one ain't a funny one though, cuz my "bastard juices" isn't working anymore.. i need time to "juice up"..

*pluck pluck*

Anyways.. As KY have mentioned.. My computer went crash-bang-boom not too long ago.. i'm not too sure if its because of a random act of nature or because i was bashing the CPU (because it was slow.. and laggy..) Either way, it went still.. and just turned off by itself.. At first, i thought it was just another common f**k up.. But i realised how "wery" wrong i was.. The doofBGag (a new word created by a dog coughing while chewing something..)did indeed turn on.. But it got stuck again..

and wouldn't start up..

Deciding to run a diagnostics test.. it was shown that there was a problem with some file or something.. And wat it was called made me laugh..

"MAXTHOR file: Fail" (or something like that)

So i did what i've always wanted to do.. Chuck heavy things at the CPU.. like for instance, the mouse, D sized batteries and last but not least.. the fan remote control.. did it help ?

NO

What i achieved ?
-NOTHING

Did i learn a lesson ?
-YES

What did i learn ?
-BILL GATES SUCKS.

Seriously ?
-Du-uh.....

CONCLUSION,
Bill Gates and dell are nitwits..

Oh and here are "some" pictures that i was supposed to post earlier on..

WL, KY, PS..

Phil..

WLee..

me ?

KY

Romance of the three kingdumb ?

noo !! you cant be my father !! Noo~~~ (WTF)

-zm

WTF

2008-10-05T22:16:00.005+08:00

A guy named hohohochzechzechuen sent me this link about how random can people be.
This is the link
http://www.crunchyroll.com/showforumtopic?id=868&pg=115

Scroll until until you see Leonidas face/ Spartan part.
Chze chuen said : If you don't laugh, i change my surname.
And it's really really really random and funny. lulzz

Enough said.

- ky

En-psyco-pedia, Source of Great Knowledge

2008-10-05T10:15:00.016+08:00

For ages, people has learnt countless things and knowledge, the knowledge has been compiled. Most of these knowledge, it is shoved into a very very very very thick book capable of killing a person with one fatal blow on the head and smashing the skull into pieces, it is called an encyclopedia. It is basically a book that consist of information that has been discovered and made into a universal facts, for example:

-Chickens cannot fly, because flying is not for chickens.

-What goes up, must come down. (the Law of Erection)

-E=MC2, Erection=man with cock in contact with a pair of boobs

-The reason why you are even reading this blog, is the fact that you are extremely bored and have nothing else better to do. But in actual fact, you have assignments or homework piling up to a size of a mountain, but you are denying the fact that you need to do the work that is due tomorrow, and you have choose to ignore all those work and surf around the Internet to kill time but somehow found your way to this blog to read what the 'Retards' have to say about some topics that only raccoons with STD would care. (but too bad we don't care, cause we have the same problem, we surf the Internet and denying the fact that we have work. But the thing is that we are surfing the net for pointless things, porn, politics of the pathetic fantasy world in our heads, porn, designer douche bags, porn, Chicken salsa recipe for knee caps, porn, have i said porn... i mean porn)

Encyclopedia is a source of information, but Thanks to The Guru, Master Chuan, a sudden realisation of the fact that, there are some information that has been left out and didn't put in the encyclopedia, so... here you go.

life: an invisible force or thing that are here to be complaint and an simple excuse to things that didn't work out. Some also believe that life is a vacuum cleaner, because many would say life sucks.
Shy: a dumbass clan that goes by a saying of ' I shy la' built up by an idiot called sigh... KY aka. The Shy One.
Philism: it is a religious like belief (more like an insult to the belief) that centers around the asshole leader PS aka. The Great One. It is a 'group' that embrace the teaching of The Great Phil.
ZM aka. The Sad One: a sad being that always proclaim that his life is like a steaming pile of dog crap, violent, sad and many more.
WL aka. The Sexy One: Sexier than you.
Lame: Wai Teng... no need for explantions.
The World: a planet sized area to breed people like us to save the universe from giant planet eating mosquitos
Sex, girl ver.- an act of expressing love at the highest level to a person you trully love and cherish within your heart. A better word should be Making Love, because this process is to create or streangthen the love between two people that loves each other very much (this do not aply to parental, brotherly, sisterly love and also friends, but if the two of the friends really want to have a go, by all means GO AHEAD!!! but think over it before you do so, Think first, Fuck later)
Sex, guy ver.-fucking
Happy: a very sarcastic word that mocks those who are in pain and suffering.
Sad: a very sarcastic word that mocks those who are happy.
Gay: happy or homosexuals
Gay Gay: happy homosexuals
Gay Gay Gay: A homosexual happily with another homosexual

Here is some of the many information that the world overlooked and should be in the facts of the world. Some of the information here are to be elaborated to a more detailed scale in some other time. hav fun

for futher information, go ask your mom, BITCH!!!

life is good

-wl

zm and ky shufflin' featuring wl !

2008-10-02T04:22:00.007+08:00

woot finally, new video.
enjoy! best viewed in high quality.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vgwixH-We4
zm won't be on bloggin due to his computerbreakdown sad.
wl can really do the hump with his 'wood'

-ky

Infekturd Pics

2008-09-28T20:19:00.015+08:00

The few pictures taken in Infekted held in Titanium.

Honestly, I don't see the point in posting it, hardly can see shit other than the word 'Titanium', But who cares. ;;Sadly, zm can't make it due to some reasons. As always don't expect much from wai lee the photographer(he takes blurry photoes) LOL;;ky

Colourful Titanium.

Shiny Titanium.

Sexy Titanium

...Still Titanium.

The guy in white is the famous 'Weed Master' (Ganja Guru)
On the left is Didjital.

This is the best part of the night...

The Fountain of Shyness, by KY

The Great Water Phalls, by PS

Dark Jungle Springs, by Darshan Kandasami 'Guna Sekarang'

Hav fun wit the blurry pictures.

-wl
credits: ky,ps, darshan

Doomed Proposal.

2008-09-26T15:15:00.002+08:00

Well, this about a sad stuff that i wasted one whole day writing, my management course individual proposal paper, the topics that i chose was "Food And Beverage" and whats the oil prices has affected my business, i worked hard and think ideas but! when i wrote finish the 2600 words i hand it up to my lecturer for review, and the whole proposal was wrong lol. Each pages was cover with red pen writings lol this not relevant, this not right idea, well what can i say then the lecturer told me i actually answered the question for "Logistics" instead of F&B oh well, tough luck another 2600 words to write again.

-ps

R.I.P Ivory..

2008-09-19T15:28:00.001+08:00

Died goodness knows when..

1994 - 2008

-zm

BEING RANDOM helps.. (sometimes)

2008-09-18T22:35:00.004+08:00

As you can see.. from our past posts.. We're one hecka Ofa Randoma Groupa.. Soa.. You know la...

wtf,

Anyways.. Its been a shitty day for me and i've got flu ( Yeah.. evolution from coughing.. I actually EVOLVED..) and i'm bored... So i was flipping through some old MSN messages and i found two stupid assed conversations.. One involving -PS and -WL , while another involves me and the GREATEST neighbour...

Note: Topics discussed in the conversation below is highly irrational.. VIEWER DISCRETION is ADVISED !!!

=.=

κοκορυғғ says:

can i come

i wanna go church

n feel holy

- × махтноя × - says:

come la

κοκορυғғ says:

halleluja

- × махтноя × - says:

u go kayu also lazy to drive

κοκορυғғ says:

i dunno how to go

- × махтноя × - says:

lol

κοκορυғғ says:

how can i go to somewhere i hav no idea in

- × махтноя × - says:

can

use ur

"imagination"

κοκορυғғ says:

=.=

use ur immagination

n u end up in mexico

- × махтноя × - says:

nola

i dunnit to imagine

im jumper wat

i can jump to anywhere

κοκορυғғ says:

try jumpin to mars la

- × махтноя × - says:

i was at mars

and i solve the mystery

that mars is actually not red

its dark red

κοκορυғғ says:

=.=

wow

alot difference la

- × махтноя × - says:

ones dark

lik

dark chocolate

and brown chocolate

and then right

κοκορυғғ says:

tats not dark red

- × махтноя × - says:

i go bath

bbrb

κοκορυғғ says:

thank god

And the other..

- ° моcнι - mimi's bastard [wtfortysixx] says:

ei u saw the pic he drew

-{Z.M}- H.E.A.R.Ts -{ShirleY}- says:

why

who

- ° моcнι - mimi's bastard [wtfortysixx] says:

chonny

-{Z.M}- H.E.A.R.Ts -{ShirleY}- says:

yea

random

- ° моcнι - mimi's bastard [wtfortysixx] says:

yea

sad

draw super saiyan zhaoming la

-{Z.M}- H.E.A.R.Ts -{ShirleY}- says:

WHY

- ° моcнι - mimi's bastard [wtfortysixx] says:

duno

-{Z.M}- H.E.A.R.Ts -{ShirleY}- says:

damn that barney la

- ° моcнι - mimi's bastard [wtfortysixx] says:

lol

-{Z.M}- H.E.A.R.Ts -{ShirleY}- says:

matha

shit wan

i go to our blog page

and it loads to 94%

- ° моcнι - mimi's bastard [wtfortysixx] says:

lol

-{Z.M}- H.E.A.R.Ts -{ShirleY}- says:

immedeately

- ° моcнι - mimi's bastard [wtfortysixx] says:

sad

thats why

=.=

-{Z.M}- H.E.A.R.Ts -{ShirleY}- says:

sad

ooo

hihie cammie

asd

asas

asd

asdasd

asd

GAHHHHHHHHHHH

GODZILLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

aRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR\\

fuck

wait

- ° моcнι - mimi's bastard [wtfortysixx] says:

whats cammie

-{Z.M}- H.E.A.R.Ts -{ShirleY}- says:

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

dunno

- ° моcнι - mimi's bastard [wtfortysixx] says:

So as you can see... From what i just posted.. That i'm SERIOUSLY BORED.. For now..
Hmm.. Whats that do-hickey over there...

*walks away*

-zm
-credits: ps,ky,wl

Save yourself from the END!!!

2008-09-17T22:37:00.010+08:00

The world these days is gettin messed up by the day. Disasters is getting worst by the day, more and more disasters are popping up from no where to destroy humanity. Is it divine punishment from our Creator? Is it the work of aliens to mess us humans up to show that they have bigger balls than we do? Or just simply that a German kid got a voodoo doll of Earth and he keeps on shaking it untill the world in tumbling down as low as 4 of our IQ level.

I'm sure things like Global Warming, Tsunami, Terrorist Bombing, Turnip Poisoning, Rat Impregnation, tooth paste shortage, Radioactive Reptile attacking Tokyo City, A bunch of college students wearing pretty coloured suits to save the world with their cool giant animal Robots, Giants with eggs as eyes killing Monsters and flying to the sun, Weird ass people making out with trees, and alot more shit like that.

If this continues, the world will come to an end sooner or later. I'm sure that people are going to leave Earth and start to live in other planets, if you are choosing where to live. why not try... The Moon!!!

Moon Living Real Estate has decided to sell lands in the moon to people before Earth is destroyed and this piece of land you purchased will let you have a place to go to after Armagedon has happened.

-Base price: 500 USD per square inch.(negotiatable...NOT! unless you want to increase the price, we're down with that)

-Land size available from Gold Mine, Ok la and Cheap Bastard. (yeah! i'm talking to you)

-Fully furnished in Uranus

-Fries included if asked...

-If you call in to buy now, we will give you a new DICK...tionary.

call us at 1800-SCAAAAAM (yes, it has 5 As)

www.lemons-n-onions.blogspot.com

Love your family, provide them a future after the destruction of Earth. Start choosing your destiny... NOW!!!

It is never too early.

Life is good

-wl

ULTIMATE CHINESE REMEDY

2008-09-16T21:32:00.003+08:00

Okay... Two days ago (well.. at least i think it is..) ... i fell bloody ill.. coughing to be exact.. Some you you penises out there might be thinking..

"awww~.. tis' phailure here must me dramatizing or what ever.."

But seriously.. if you were to cough uncontrollably for like 124123523412313512 times in a go (of course i'm exaggerating dumbass..).. you would call it seriously ill too..
maybe i coughed blood.. or maybe i'm just HOT...

(random much ?)

Anyways.. hearing the fact that a remedy actually exists is like music to the ears, or like butter to bread, or like cheese to uhm... paper bags ? NEVERMIND.. So i got this medicine from someone somewhere.. and it's in this curious little bottle, three actually..its no more than two inches high and approximately three centimetres in diameter.. and weighs a TON..

So i pulled the cap off the top..*pop* .. and peeked inside..

"WTF ?? Did that faggotdess give me a bottle of sand ?"
"What, am i supposed to eat SOIL to cure my sore throat ?"
"ARE YOU MADD ??"

But i still took it anyways..

And regretted...

Well.. the good thing about it is that i'm supposed to take it with water (thats as good as it gets..).. And the bad thing is... IT TASTED LIKE powdered chicken droppings.. or maybe.. MUDD.. Its sucked so hard that i actually spat it out.. and coming from a person who USED to pick rice from the floor.. thats saying something..

But still.. after twice the ordeal... i'm actually feeling better.. still coughing.. but much better... after three mugs of super chilled Coke and a bottle of iced piss called lemon tea, here i am again.. typing nonsense for your entertainment.. =.=

*cough cough*

-zm

How i met pswlzm la?

2008-09-16T21:26:00.007+08:00

Ei, no update these days due to exam la. Patience is a virtue la. Wtf la. Today i had accounts la, and i managed to balanced up income statement and balance sheit wtf.

Fk it. Me topic today is the ah the how i met pil, woolee and zeeming. First thing first, how i met this pil. He loves to insult so much to the max, and karma doesn't exist in his world and he's cute(WTFWHYAMISAYINGTHIS). He likes dinosaur sensation, makes him ejaculate(?). I met him when i was a fkin kid so fkin sad and emo(form 2). I called him 'ah boy' when i met him LOL. Then i asked "You play RO and gunbound ar..What's your ID ar?" then i forget what i did with him. It's been 4 years since i knew him i think. Same class with him for 3 years la. We're not gay. Phil likes poking Nicole Lee Ping Pong's vaginahand. His favourite quotes are 'y ar' , 'im cute', 'dinosaur sensation', 'waiteng sux', 'zhaoming wheres your father ar?'. Some of his quotes cramping into one sentence; ' The fai chai kapsi managed to lightning strike robocop, robocop did moonwalk sideways and then hailstorm started and knocked robocop on the head and robocop died.

2ndly this pissdrinkershiteatershitanatorshit Mr. Hasslkoowaileehoff. When i was form 2, i barely knew him. I thought he was some kind of shithead emopunk fuckhead. Butt i was wrong, when i met him during ZM's stayover(form 3). We turned out to be like buddies, sexing each other, producing sperms together, share porn together, insult waiteng together and touch zhaoming together, share food, and touch philemon together and insult waiteng together. We share the source of heat, we produce heat, we are 2 VERY HOT MEN. He likes scratching himself, touching himself, getting owned, getting bashed by ZM, playing himself, jerking off and insulting waiteng. Favourite quotes; 'o yea baby', 'life is good', 'this is life', 'tats life', 'life is sader than sad', 'i know i'm sexy but please..' and the latest 'life is sad with phil'.

Last but not least, ZM. I met this sad 8th wonder of the world when i was SIX! Why i knew him so early. It is because that this rock is living behind my house. When we were 6, me and him are good friends and we're like poking our broomsticks through our windows and shouting like red indians. That's all i can remember. After that, we didn't talk or meet much. When form 1, out of nowhere he popped out in my school. Wtf, that time he's still very sad,shy,gay,emo,emo,nerdish zhaoming. As time goes by, he changed into a pussyfier. Imagine 1+1 = 2, and now it's 1+1 = fish.
Get it ?. Lazy to elaborate more la. Too many things to describe this piece of wood la. Okay la, one word.. just one word = phailfailepicfail. ;D. He has similar interest with us but his failure percentage is 198175213129857902167018274906 percent ok. Favourite quotes; 'i've got parents', 'karking GO AWAY', 'UPHAIL', 'ky is the best neighbour in the world, 'i am harry potter'.

End.

- ky

Stressful Monday

2008-09-15T19:52:00.003+08:00

Well, the day MONDAY strikes pineapples on my head when it comes its because that its a stressful day at college once again classes begin from 8a.m and ends at freaking jam session 6p.m not to mention the smelly college carpet that is sometimes wet from wet shoes and dead cockroach soggy and dampen and freaking smelly that someone actually died there before.

It all begins at 8a.m the most stressful subject ever in the whole stupidcourseofthestupidsubjectlist Freshman English II. Not only we have a semester long research paper which i dunno what is it about and not to mention the lecturer is all very "attracting" at all. She is the only lecturer i think that rarely gives break and she always uses her smelly hands to rub her nose/cough/sweaty palms utterly disturbing skin lik "Wai Lee" no offence dude, and yet she still wears singlet OH FOR THE LOVE OF #$#%*^%%^#@$!.

Ok after English was Managament well i liked management so i ain't gonna complain about it. Lets move on to Spanish. Again its the same lecturer as my English only this time she speaks Spanish thinking that we are already at master level or somesort while we all actually dont get it just nod our heads to pretend going SI! SI! SI! SUSI KING! then she will be like yay happy me. I don't get her she always says i understand what your going through its hard to study at 2pm bla bla and yet she gives a full shitload of Spanish works to do. And she kept speaking Spanish that we all again don't fully understand *i think she's showing off* lol. Well today was nice tho i fell asleep during class and people was looking at me as if they never seen someone sleeping at class before WTF!. The remaining 20 minutes of the class i skip the class and went walking through the forest of smelly carpet again.

Furthermore, lets move on to Mass Comm., The Sick Lecturer finally appeared for dunno what reasons and it was true that she was very sick, she can't speak at all and my friend was even smart enough to have an interview with her lol good luck with that crappy crap. Today was presentation day one of the groups were presenting OMGWTF! it took lik 1 hour just to complete 1 group and everyone was sleepy and all that and people behind were playing PSP - Crappy Challenge player game and laptops and ipods behind the lecturer. So i on the other butt, was talking to my friend wow that girl is hot on that group! and by the way no matter whether shes hot or not the presentation is boring. Well the class ended 1 hour earlier today OHYESTHANKGOD!. Suddenly... it was freaking drizzling and heavy jam outside wtf again.

Anywayz conclusion, it was a stressful day and i have to repeat it for the 231434123313 days of my life. The End!

-ps

Of passports and stupid pictures in it...

2008-09-11T19:33:00.006+08:00

Okay.. to get it rolling .. i've got to admit that i've got a problem with the way things are ..

FIRST OF ALL .. We chinese aren't squatters.. you fat racist fuck.. ..l..
SECOND OF ALL.. I'm hungry...

But most importantly.. Why do we need to reveal our ears and eyebrows for our passport photos ?
We look just the same as we do in real life as compared to our picture.. RIGHT ? Its not like i'm some blue cheese invader from UrAnus .. =.=

Wednesday.. walking to that damned photo shop.. i was thinking.. is this gonna be like that time where i made my new IC ? DO I HAVE TO MAKE UP SOME SHIT HAIRSTYLE just for a photo, imprinting how much more of a failure am i ? Well... YES... *kicks the cameraman*

So i was sitting there on the bench clad in a simple Tee.. This dude came up to me holding some torn ass blazer.. telling me to put it on.. So i did..

And i regretted.. Cuz it SMELLS LIKE A RAT'S FART...

"Okay.. Wasnt that bad to smell like that.." i thought.. so okay.. just take the picture and leave.. but then.. that dude told me to bloody comb my hair.. problem is.. my hair isn't what you'd call short.. But i still had to do it.. So i did..

And again.. regretted..

The picture below is what my passport photo turned out to be..

STUPID HUH !!!!!!?????????????????????????????

Seeing this.. i wont be surprised if i suddenly turn into some loner boy .. *laughs*
This picture broke my record of UGLIEST PICTURE EVER... And i'm gonna be stuck with this for at least FIVE YEARS.. FIVE YEARS...
CURSE YOU PICTURE-TAKING-GUY...

So i came back with the red book of shame.. and told KY about it through MSN..

-{Z.M}- H.E.A.R.Ts -{ShirleY}- says:

- ° моcнι - mimi's bastard says:

-{Z.M}- H.E.A.R.Ts -{ShirleY}- says:

you know wats sad

- ° моcнι - mimi's bastard says:

u /

-{Z.M}- H.E.A.R.Ts -{ShirleY}- says:

close

my passport picture

- ° моcнι - mimi's bastard says:

=.=

-{Z.M}- H.E.A.R.Ts -{ShirleY}- says:

im gonna compn later

you wanna see it

if you dun laugh

you suck

ready

set

- ° моcнι - mimi's bastard says:

zzz

dun ar

i can make a book out of your complaints

sad

-{Z.M}- H.E.A.R.Ts -{ShirleY}- says:

- ° моcнι - mimi's bastard says:

really sad

why ur face like shit

and ur hair

-{Z.M}- H.E.A.R.Ts -{ShirleY}- says:

that fella la

- ° моcнι - mimi's bastard says:

shitanatorshit

-{Z.M}- H.E.A.R.Ts -{ShirleY}- says:

mahai

- ° моcнι - mimi's bastard says:

why

-{Z.M}- H.E.A.R.Ts -{ShirleY}- says:

say do passport

need to see eyebrows and ears

- ° моcнι - mimi's bastard says:

shoot him la

say im terorist

-{Z.M}- H.E.A.R.Ts -{ShirleY}- says:

lazy

- ° моcнι - mimi's bastard says:

and terrorist legs

-{Z.M}- H.E.A.R.Ts -{ShirleY}- says:

waste my time

yea o

- ° моcнι - mimi's bastard says:

oh shit

-{Z.M}- H.E.A.R.Ts -{ShirleY}- says:

damn

- ° моcнι - mimi's bastard says:

forget to write about terrorist legs

-{Z.M}- H.E.A.R.Ts -{ShirleY}- says:

fuck you

Sad huh ??

lol

-zm

The origins of the world

2008-09-10T22:19:00.003+08:00

Have you ever wondered how the world is created and why are we in this planet? What I have today is the REAL origins of the world and the TRUE tales behind all the Big Bang, Evolution, Nachos, Toilet Paper, Obesity among beavers or Russian corn in Jusco.

The World we are living in is just a steaming pile of shit-like substance floating in deep space and humans are just like bacterias living in this pile of wonders, i have the evidence to prove this theory:
1)The soil on earth is brown (may vary from yellow to black)
2)The center of the world is warm (like a new pile of fresh crap)
3)Life stinks (like shit)
4)The world may be diarrhea (70% water)

There are other evidence but I'm too lazy to think right now.
I'm sure many of you will think this is a cock and bull story and it is fake.
Yea you guys are correct, it is fake... Or is it...

Life is good
-wl

Sex

2008-09-10T21:23:00.004+08:00

Why am i posting this? It is because that every human, animal, things, microorganisms, waitengs, jujus, human loves this sensual feeling of having sex. In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits. In kylogy, sex is like joining a pen and a paper, pillows and bed, bread and shit, waitengandsomething, roti and canai, maggi and goreng, teh and tarik, wai and lee, kien and yue, phil and seong, zee and ming, harry potter and that girl, ice and kosong. Wtf la fcuk this.

How to have secks?

touch his body
put him on the floor
wrestle him around
play with him somemore
touch his body again
throw him on the bed
let him wrap your thighs
sing the song ' Touch my body'
repeat step 1~7 (condomise yourself, wtf! LOL)
have sex lor

LOL. no flaming la just jk-ing.
why touch HIS body? i don't knowwwwwwwlalala

haha, everyone loves sex. safe sex plx ;) !

- ky

Mass Comm Sucks

2008-09-10T20:39:00.003+08:00

The reason why i post this is due to the fact and as the matter of fact and the conclusion of the matter and inference after the hypothesis and at the end thesis statement is that its because....
IT REALLY DOES SUCK! the lecturer of this class first of all she is a Malay and im not racist-ing against her but she can't even speak proper english for goodness sake and further more she totally screw up and messed up the wrong subtopics for the main topics. TO THE EXTEND THAT when she was teaching about codes she said Moses Code and she didn't even realize her mistakes.

Well, monday the class got cancelled without a notice and everyone got pissed at her but it was fine in the end as we all needed a break off. But today she again cancelled without notice everyone was like WATAFAK THAT B!TCH. And im going lik stupid charkueyteowcheecheongfun lady cannot even speak english la nasigorengayamtandooristupidperson. Then she left us with questionnaire to do with 11 questions which i doubt she will mark it la anywayz lazyfatlady. Well in the end we all still did it cause it was some sort of tips for our up-coming quiz on Friday.

And i heard from my friend that she was very very veryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryvery sick but never mention what sickness maybe to her headache is cancer la but who cares la anywayz.

But i wish her all the best to recovery la cause are i pity her so ar i also want to learn Mass Comm

- ps

Aw

2008-09-10T01:05:00.005+08:00

Last saturday, zm and I went for a haircut. Nothing much happened. After that, we went to wai lee's house for a fuckaround and stuffs lol. Out of nowhere, came by zm's parents. I thought they were gonna fetch us back. Instead, we went to 1Utama. WTF. Zm wasn't decently dressed that time. Then he was like oh shit. And i was like i'm sexier than you. His haircut was quite disappointing too. He regretted. Aww ;(. Lol, fuck it. He kept complaining that he smelled like shit and his hair sucks. He wanted to buy new clothes just for this outing just cause he's not dressed decently. ZM kept saying "Kien yue change pants with me la". "I look like shit la". Epic fail la.

Wtf la. Nothing much I can do. First thing we did when we went in was to go to the toilet. As you can see, zm and I are quite vain. Every mirror we walked pass we must stop by and take a look and feel bad and stupid in ourselves. Aiyo adasdad. Zm kept complaining all the way; smelling himself and looking at his reflection and complaining and complaining and insulting wai teng and phailing. Before heading off to Carmen's place( zm's cousin ) he wanted to get pretzels lol. Sadly, he didnt because his mum was like "MING WE GOT FOOD AND DRINKS HERE DONT BUY" he grumbled and sweared at the lady infront of him for not leaving the queue with the food earlier. Aww. We had loh mee and other chinez food for dinner. He was quite alcoholic cuz of the loh mee with some brandy in it.. Not some but SOMETHING la du ma.
aw

Oh yeah, we made a shuffle video earlier outside our former school.
Still editing and shits.. Other videos can be viewed at www.youtube.com/dingpenyu

i'm bored la.
you know what's rubbish? >_>

- ky

Things that go POOP in the night..

2008-09-09T22:29:00.000+08:00

The other day.. when i was half way through yanking down my pair of pants for a whatsitcalled.. Then out of the great blue..

POP went the bloody fan.. and some black little midget came falling down ... RIGHT ONTO MY BED... I'm like.. "what the hell is this black dimwitt lying half dead on my bed for ??"

Picking up that shrewed sadness of a being.. i noticed that it was a bloody fly.. Honestly, if these stupid things could bloody dodge your hands.. WHY WOULD THEY FLY STRAIGHT INTO THE FAN ????? Am i right ??

And yet.. this pathetic thing here is twitching like some buzzer in a game show.. or even a vibrator... Twitch twitch .. Well FINE.. i did have some sense of pity for this asshole in my palm.. i planned to give it a burial and whatnot... then .. again.. out of the friggin blue .. POOOOOP !!
The little saint passes motion on my hands..

ON MY HANDS PEOPLE...

Probably sensing what i'm about to do to it.. The little stain flew right into the window glass..

AND DIED...

Really.. Are they actually smart.. OR incredibly STUPID ??
You be the judge.. As for me.. I'm just gonna wash my hands..

(why do you even bother reading this ?)

-zm

I shy la

2008-09-09T22:19:00.001+08:00

'I shy la'. A Wonderful saying once made by one sexy hot person. As times goes by, more and more people are getting inspired by this saying. Thus, 'I shy la' has infected many of my classmates and zhaoming's friends. That sexy hot person must be quite proud of himself eh ? Now he's aiming higher. He's planning on building Pekan 'Shy' (wtf) and The 'I Shy la' Club. Please support this sexy hot person by doing so. All you have to do is to say 'I shy la' frequently.

Thank you!

p.s this sexy hot person is one of us and he's very sexy.
du ma

- ky

The Dominance Pt.1

2008-09-09T22:15:00.007+08:00

Since in "Aisyalam"(read it backwards) dissatifies us 4 we decided to have a dream.. DOMINANCE that is where we the annoying 4 would rule this country and turn it upside down even changing the clock in terms of PM and AM
example of places we would also includes places like train station where we would rename Station Etc Etc to "Station Fai Chai" that is owned by Phil and further places such as "Pekan Shy" would be owned by KY to the extend of which we would even change palace named to "Koko Palace" and even theme park named after "SexyLand" owned by KY&WL Sdn Bhd which only allows sexy people such as David Hasselhoff in.

This dream have been deeply rooted in us when we were all killing-time in Sushi King. Elaborations of this dream would futher include that Prime Ministers would be ranked as "The Fai Chai-est" and as for ministry of health would be called "The Shy One" and other "local" ministers would be called "Sexy People" and other lower class ranks such as janitors, yes janitors are ministers too would be call "Prime Janitor" and specially there will be only "10" ministers in the whole nation, as for the street names well, you would have guess it by now it would be "Fai Chai Road" and "Shy Street" and "Kapsi Lane" and and and and and and "Shitway".

And things to remember that if this ever happens the "undang-undang" will be changed as well where everyone in the respective places must be in the state of "retardness" and even "shying around" or acting "sexy" even if your a famous celebrity such as Arnold. Imagine Arnold acting sexy. Anywayz this will have part 2 as i am currently empty-minded right now XD

A short notice would be that this is only actually fiction and not fact so please dont flame us LOL ok thats all xD

- by ps
- sexed up by ky

Failures in life..

2008-09-09T21:17:00.003+08:00

BACK THEN...

Bukit Jalil.. Possibly known for the largest number of screwed up lameshitsfaces, and incredibly sexy people... was a great school. Seriously, but in every school.. there's bound to be failures.. nitwits or even Assholics.. who threatens to ruin the lives of small little singing children who gives up their important assignments to run home with a pussy crying ass lame shit perverted thief of a friend.. (YEAH YOU, YOU BIG BALLED UNDERSTICK LOVING DICKWEED... YOU know who am i talking about...)

For your pleasure.. i'd name a few..
-shaun aihc
-JACK (wtf ??)
-waiteng (sorry mate.. )
-PBSM fella (wats his name ?)
-shaun
-jonathan big balls
-quan
-shaun
-brian
-fadlhi (or sally)
-bita
-shaun chia wtf
-yeo wern
-shaun
-shaun it's obvious isn't it
-and shaun dot

So DEAR GOOD PEOPLE who's reading this.. If you see anyone from this name list walking in the street.. give them a pat on their backs.. or even.. pat their faces with shit dug up from another failure's face (which came from who knows where..)... cuz seriously.. most of them deserve it.. especially YOU sour breast !! YEAH YOU !! YOU FAT FAGGOT... OR... you could take them to starbucks and chuck tons of used toilet papers at them.. to make them feel ... WANTED by someone...

Note: The post above is entirely fictional (except the bit about everyone.. excluding WaiTeng.. cuz i pity him...) Any resemblance to anyone you know means youre a really sad person..

thx

p.s do not be stupid to flame us if your name is shaun or jonathan, we know that there's many shauns jonathans or jacks in this world. But what we meant is the specific person himself. Not others. -ky

- zm

We are men.

2008-09-09T21:11:00.003+08:00

we are 4 sexy men. we love to eat and shit.

what we do when we meet up?
- insult waiteng ( no offence wt LOL )
- eat
- shitting at 'The Gardens'
- eat more
- insult waiteng
- call one of us when he's not around
- insult waiteng
- waiteng is not sexy
- sushiholic
- muckaround at sushi king/zanmai for hours
- insult waiteng
- eat more
- lookin for chocolate pudding in toilets (wai lee).
- peeing of course!
- laughing at chze chuen's maid
- mistaken crabsticks for chopsticks

And also, what we do best ;

- epic failing (zhaoming is pro in this)

kthxbai

- ky

Why we love David hassle- whats-his-name-

2008-09-09T21:07:00.000+08:00

SERIOUSLY...

david whats his name is really a hero to us MEN.. (i think) ... With that snide smile of his.. any chick "hotting" for a boner wouldn't mind doubling over ... like the letter n .. get what i mean ?

What life is life

2008-09-09T07:36:00.004+08:00

Are you stressed? Is life pissing you off? Do you have the urge to piss on kids in playground while yelling at their parents for leaving their kids to be pissed by you?

Well... I cannot help you in any of the problems. What I can do, is tell you how survive in a deserted island with nothing but a spoon, latex glove and the complete edition of Chuck Norris Kick Ass Recipe.

Step 1: Push everything.
Step 2: Ram your head to a coconut tree.
Step 3: Step 10 steps back and repeat step 2 and 3.

This method is been proven effective by the top scientist of the Rice Farming Institute in Ho Chih Min city.

When you have successfully carried out this method, you no longer need to survive, because u got no life to keep alive.
Doing so, the number of Jackass in the world will be lessen and you don't have to fight to the death with imaginary penguins for grilled potatoes.
Everybody WINS. YAY!!! CHEERS!!!

Life is GOOD...

-wl